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Newborn Kitten Wins Powerball Jackpot

News of the rising Powerball prize had the entire country excited last week, and none more so than Roger, a days-old kitten from Florida who zipped out to a local convenience store as soon as he learned to open his eyes.

“Personally, I think he should have focused on eating and getting comfortable on four legs,” says Miranda Chambers, a neighbor. “But he was determined to get that ticket!”

It certainly paid off. Roger is the sole winner of the $590 million jackpot.

“Not bad for being alive less than a week,” says Chambers.

Friends of the kitten say he will use the money to pay off some credit card debt, take care of his family, buy a helicopter, and donate the rest to charity.

Submitted by Kitty Moreau.

electrictattoos:

Pietro Sedda

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getoutoftherecat:

my violin looks different…

It’s a catavarius. 

dottdotdot:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

Poor thing. Probably died shortly thereafter.

dottdotdot:

thoughtsvtalk:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

Can I have one, please?

Holy lord.
Thems be witchcraft them is.

My girl gets naked in public. This was phase one: Boobs. 

sulkyteen:

Jealous

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This girl is all mine forever niggaz!

lesangnoir:

Zeena Lavey, Church of Satan days. God, she’s so beautiful.

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• Question: You are the cutest patootiest sweetest most delicious, long lasting and fulfilling blow-pop I ever chose to lick all over and eventually consume. I love you more than all of those other shit-flavored blow-pops that infest this world. You are also the greatest bestfriend and boyfriend a gal could ever ask for. I love my baby suh much. dear god I am a faggot. Only for you. <3 - vagino
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  I love you more than anything in the whole world Gabby :) I’m gonna put a ring pop on that little finger of yours someday. I am in love with you. I will spend every day of the rest of my life with you and every day will be an adventure. I love you so much. 

bliss-injection:

Goodbye Alex by *velisianna

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